Speaking of Carbon, Carbon-Neutral, Carbon Dioxide . . .

Check out coffee ground firelogs by Java Log.  The Java-Log fireplace log ($22 for a case of 6) is made with 100-percent recycled coffee grounds. The manufacturers claim that these logs give off 25 percent more heat and 14 percent less carbon dioxide than wood fires. Plus, they help divert coffee grounds from landfills, if you don't already use them to fortify your acid-loving plants.